Tim Rude — Custom Roast Songs

What is this?

Somebody you know deserves a song. Not a sweet one — a roast: their job, their hobbies, their embarrassing stories, their crimes against barbecue, all set to music and produced into a real, finished track. Birthdays, weddings, retirements, bachelor parties, coworker send-offs, or just a Tuesday when Greg from accounting has it coming.

Every song is written for one target, from details only you could give me. No templates, no recycled jokes — their name, their dirt, their song.

Hear the damage

My album Absurdity — 17 tracks of weaponized profanity in 17 genres — drops November 13, 2026. Preview it and hear what comes out of this kitchen:

🎧 Absurdity on Suno · Suno profile: @tim_rude

Prices

How it works

1. You give me the dirt — who, the occasion, and 3–5 true details.
2. You set the savagery — playful, medium, or no-mercy. Clean or explicit.
3. I write and produce it — a finished song with their name in it.
4. You deliver the kill shot — play it at the party, send it in the group chat, watch their face.

Ground rules: the target has to be in on the joke. No minors, no strangers, no harassment campaigns — roasts are for people who'll laugh hardest.

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